RAWR! Today I will show you a wonderful report.

Case #1
VICTIM: ME!
CAUSE OF DEATH: Frustration
REASON: I just finished my chem quiz asking burning 101% of my braincells and moodle decides to say 'bye bye' and go put up an 'under renovation' and go DOWN
SYMPTOMS: Your hair stands, your heart aches and you feel like murdering anyone in your sight

Case #2
VICTIM: Mr. Brain
CAUSE OF DEATH: Homework overload
REASON: The supposedly 8th deadly sin that was somehow left out - procrastination.
SYMPTOMS: When you realise you cannot leave your computer for a second even just to go to the toilet or for the delicious food that is non-existant in my house. Or maybe flu-like symptoms or deadly cough and weezing which required the aid of weird medicines that make me shiver and sleep (ALOT - this only applies to sleep)

Case #3
VICTIM: Mr Lungs
CAUSE OF DEATH: NIL - still alive.. For now
REASON: My diet have just returned to cold and sweet. My medicine is nil. I almost choked to death in shicheng dazu today (apparantly choked on air *applause*)
SYMPTOMS: As stated above. You dream that you have a lack of air when you're surrounded by oxygen. You have weird thoughts of suffocating in your sleep. You choke for no reason.

CONCLUSION for today.. I am dying. And my brain is going to die again because I am currently committing the 8th deadliest sin.. Again. Lucky he lives as long as *insert suitable word*. Hmmm.. I shall leave for now. My homework is calling me..