I want to be an absorbent pear like dearest 'shuai ge' yen chen... She absorbs examinable subjects like science and LA... But then fail malay like duno what shit... But, malay no big, so not much of a problem.

The good thing about being an absorbent pear is that you can sleep and listen at the same time and it doesn't go out e other ear like in the show 'I not stupid too'. I worship the absorbent pear... Teach me the skills so I can be absorbent, don't only teach me how to sleep and not listen to anything!

AMAZING FACTS

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it..)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against all wall used 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe in school.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life... Quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmm....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brain.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live alot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig?)